raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

(Source: kyuofcosmic)

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

ipoog:

ouran high school host club

(Source: talkshitnojutsu)

desstroya:

yo listening to my chemical romance is so dangerous??>? like u could be eatin a sandwich an then fucki ncancer can come on and ur just like “…,.,..,.why am i eating a sandwich. life is for naught. cALL MY ANUT MARIE HEL PHER GATHER ALL MY THING S AN DBURY ME IN ALL MY FAVOURITE CO LOURS”

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

teapayne:

you never know!

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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seselapod:

seselapod:

u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

wienerpolice:

Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.

I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.

I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.

And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW


[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

wester5sos:

: Newest trend: Floorskank