zumainthyfuture:

Kel fucked me up with that question :|

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
image
okay

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

tagged → #same
thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

tagged → #tears