Kel fucked me up with that question :|
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit
and this came out
even the cop gets in trouble
Meanwhile in Toronto
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
i want this tattoo’d all over my body
this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried.